these lines I'll be back, because I no longer hear from you, nor you me and my seems particularly bad - ugly in general. Among the first things that comes to my mind, I would like to share, that is the nemesis of Popeye Brutus "is actually named" Bluto "and this has left me more and more indignant as Italian is a tendency to mangle the names to make them more appealing to the palate Italiot, a practice now consolidated in the translation of the titles of foreign films, from all I could mention one of the most ecclatanti "If Spotless Mind" Gondry Filmon that is almost identical to the original would say "Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!" - If you happen to watch it is a film that really deserves. This fabulous
preamble completely off topic - as the best episodes of The Simpsons - to tell you about some recent events that I was the protagonist, dismay and emaciated. Let me tell
of mouth ulcers.
I had mononucleosis in December (almost four weeks with a fever of 38.5 with a throat so swollen that I had to swallow drink ever - ever so much "plin plin" in my life) and train me in this ghostly sickness resulted in the aggravation of these past days piaghette nice in my mouth.
nice, because I had three, the size of a thumb nail, placed in strategic positions - Murphy docet - such that I could not chew, sleep, talk - at the same time or sequentially changed at will - without experiencing a joyous riot of malicious pain, but not spread evenly, across the mouth.
Then indeed the prodigal
Gibo, or myself, is thoroughly documented on how to treat these cute piaghette - that given the size also began to call them by name and I'll admit, sometimes I've got the well done discussioncine, but teeth narrow, almost ventriloquiodialoghi, just to understand.
After extensive research and analysis to verify arrival of the much vaunted person obtained knowledge through popular communication channels: television, radio, pass word, Mom Internet, pusher, zdaure, even a secret lodge.
Grimilde But, the most reckless of my Afte, strenuously objected, reminding me night and day (10 days) that she was "Er the strongest of all and not even with surgical removal of his memory I would be freed.
So one day when my mood is blacker, because eating soup and soft cheese for a week and suffer like a dog is something you vaguely varies the mood, I find myself working for a company where my pain - combined with the typical gesture of the hand that tries to highlight the point in almost the same defense of pain - a lady of your knowledge (what I put his hands in his hair) full of eagerness establishes this conversation with me, which I testify because I believe it provides us with many teaching.
"Gibo is grumpy and annoying throughout the discussion, Ms. Caring attitude of Zen is always calm and very confident. "
Mrs. concern: What is it dear, it hurts a tooth?
Me: Maybe even no, un'afta
Ms thoughtful: Ah! (who is about to reveal an incredible secret) You know what you should put?
Me: Well, if you will: licorice, rinsing with salt, lemon, iodosan, baking soda, aloe vera, calendula, propolis, black tea, and other Piralvex 10 products that do not remember, I would say that I have already tried them all with poor results.
Ms caring: Ah! (who is about to reveal an incredible secret is not revealed yet) have not named. What I tell you , did not you say I
: (a prey a type of pre-epiphany I now reveals a mysterious ointment squeezed cactus like being naked in the desert turned to the west of the first moon falls in the month of April, with the right foot with the back up but down) damn, I'm curious know.
Ms thoughtful, but you should not scare you though.
Me: Of course not, whatever you have would be appreciated
Ms caring: Well the remedy is
Me: SIII?
(suspan time - who can understand understand)
Ms caring:
Piss Me: Ah! (Who was a partner in the unveiling of an incredible secret that could also be that)
follows zoom on the face of Gibo - that would be my - where the shock and disappointment come together in a dance of death, together with the juxtaposition of a grin - maybe a smile - in part to conceal my feelings of confusion. Following an overview
sull'urino therapy gestures and comments very accurate, "not thinking about the taste, we do not have to think" after all you've got to hand always "used it in the past" "I use as eye drops "" You could do a rinse "" maybe a cotton ball, I'll add them, but do not think the taste, you just do not think "" you'll see that go fast, "" I have a German book that describes a thousand other uses if they can do "
the act ends with a symbolic gesture of the highest level, Mrs. caring approached me a plastic cup where he had placed there, with loving care, a nice batuffolone cotton wrapped in paper.
So with my big glass I returned to my office, I dropped into the trash and I agreed he should disclose this pearl of wisdom with the head not to tell you what, at the end of my story has given this sentence: "if you want to piss in your mouth and do not need to tell me thank you."
If anyone is interested I do give the name of "German book".
I embrace you warmly.
PS: Afte for the best result was the use of post cards Aftamed dall'ottorino
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